Monstrous Abandon: The freaks will always win in the end.
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My name's Max, what's yours?

My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

(Source: lule-bell, via thisismyboomstick)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
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1 hour ago

You might think that this gifset is pointless but it features Lee Pace’s profile view and should therefore be considered a blessing on your dashboard

(Source: thranduilings, via phoenixerika)

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Sure, why not.  Let’s run with that.
Rock on, DinoRider Jesus.  Kick the bad guy’s ass with your love!

Sure, why not.  Let’s run with that.

Rock on, DinoRider Jesus.  Kick the bad guy’s ass with your love!

(Source: johnnythehorse, via spockvarietyhour)

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11 hours ago
I almost died from inhaling honey toast because this made me laugh so hard.  And abruptly.

I almost died from inhaling honey toast because this made me laugh so hard.  And abruptly.

Posted
11 hours ago

redcell6:

Harley Quinn by Kris Anka

(via wigmund)

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11 hours ago
eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

(Source: petapeta, via thetwiceborn)

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14 hours ago
iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

(via nanshe-of-nina)

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16 hours ago

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(via getwronged)

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18 hours ago

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

The first one who tells me “it’s because breasts are sex organs” I punch him/her.

(via berrizcombo)

(Source: screamingfemale, via shoshannastiglitz)

It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
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